Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Random Post: Lighten Up

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
-- Steven Wright

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'. -Steven Wright


3 comments:

bettyl said...

Thanks for the giggle! And, most of that is oh, so true.

Loren Christie said...

Ha ha!

Sue said...

Funny stuff!